08-04-2011, 04:57 PM
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CB CELEBRATORY INTERVIEWS: Jack
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Today's interviewee is Jack (AKA David Gary Dimmock)
Abbreviation guide...
q = question
j = jack
r = reply
Start of the Jack interview....
q. how has paul 668 been addressing you the last six out of seven years?
j. "jacks a faggot'
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/jacks_a_faggot.mp3
q. supposedly you were the most hated person on the cb for button pushing and being a general ass hole the last six out of seven years. is this true?
j. yes, but the last 12 months that trend has being turning around as cooters former friends befriend me instead so as to shit him off.
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/davo_do...e_jack.mp3
q. do any of your new friends call you up on channel 03 uhf today?
j. no.
r. correct.
q. do you have a mother?
j. mind you're own business
r. if the mother topic is off limits then why do talk about having anal sex with cooter's god fearing Christian mother?
j. because i'm a double standard hypocrite!
r. correct
q. does your dad still live in a caravan at a hansford road caravan park?
j. mind your own fucking business
r. if the caravan topic is off limits then why give cooter a hard time about the same?
j. because i'm a fucking double standard hypocrite!
r. correct
q. how did your parents divorce effect you?
j. mind your own business
r. [lights a cigarette]
q. davo told us your daughter was born a boy, but later choose to wear dresses and be a girl. is that true?
j. mind your own business
r. [grabs a sandwich]
q. what is your ex-wife's name?
j. mind your own business
r. strange name.
q. there's a rumour going around you were never married and the child involved isn't yours? is that true?
j. [head down silence]
r. [takes a sip of coffee]
q. is it true you slag off 14 year old minors on the cb like 'Spare Tyre' Ashley?
j. yes. but i don't do that to him anymore because Ray might hear me and find out what i'm really like.
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/jack_sp...g_knob.mp3
q. who is Ray?
j. a new happy go lucky guy on the radio that would probably get on well with cooter, but i'm not going to let that happen.
r. correct.
q. how old are you?
j. compost, whoops, 46
r. correct
q. what did you once ask a 14 year old girl regarding beach activities?
j. i asked that 14 year old girl if she preferred one or two piece bikinis
r. sick, but correct.
q. how many beers does it take for your painful gout to act up crippling you?
j. mind your own business
r. i'll shout you a carton.
q. why do you at 46 years old have a cb?
j. to serve evil. my reward is the power rush i get while making people angry.
r. correct
q. how many NEW people do you think you've scared away from using the cb the last seven years? 5, 20 or 40?
j. and the rest
r. correct
q. when was the last time you gave someone a radio check, and or helped a new person out with cbrs information?
j. i don't recall
r. correct.
q. there was a time when everyone including your arch rival cooter were on channel 04, but he left and went to then empty channel 03 to give you peace from conspiracy conversations. Subsequently most users left with him and went to channel 03 to get away from you. how did that make you feel?
j. jealous, hateful, evil, envious, powerless
r. correct
q. you later followed cooter to channel 03 and still gave him a hard time. why?
j. because im a fuckwit.
r. correct
q. where are you originally from?
j. up "north in port macquarie"
r. that's actually south of the gold coast
q. did you and cooter ever have a truce?
j. yes. i had a bad dream a meteorite fell on him and was worried. i was even going to wear an alex jones infowars,com t-shirt to show i was serious.
r. correct
q. who broke the truce between you and cooter?
j. i did
r. why?
j. because i was sucking up to paul 668.
r. correct.
q. cooter's elderly parents have been copping a cowardly phone stalker last 3 months. what do you know about that?
j. sure that 1.04am phone recording below of someone doing a chicken noise on cooters parents home phone sounds exactly like me, but that's just a coincidence.
r. but you're the only one that does it.
j. [silence]
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/dimmock...l_2011.mp3
q. is it true that you slag off elderly woman and their daughters on the cb?
j. yes, ask emma and her mother zero 1. i think it's great. apart from cooter, redback and spare tyre, i can get away with slagging them off because their other friends like dom, daz, stooge and paul never say a thing in their defence.
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/070111_...03_7pm.mp3
q. instead of allocating jobs to innocent bystanders like Ray, why won't you meet with cooter again without witness's around?
j. since the last time he and I meet, i've moved and my new neighbours don't have any six year old children to take over to the park and hang around my ankles like last time.
r. so you're still a coward then?
j. AUDIO!!!! I AM THE DEVIL!!!
q. that icom ic400 pro radio you sold chucky with the ambulance and hospital frequencies enabled (tx) was for what use?
j. sure chucky claimed he heard me on those channels causing illegal shit towards emergency service workers, but i am allowed too. i own all channels. i am the devil!
r. idiot sounds better.
q. you tell others to get a job. what job do you do that's so special?
j. i sell made in china crap that helps fuck the australian economy over and puts us into bondage to the same communist state.
r. correct
q. what's that saying you're well known for saying on Australia day?
j. "FUCK AUSTRALIA"!!
r. correct
q. is it true that before people knew much about you, you would lie and tell cb'ers you owned a "McDonalds" and "Doughnut King" store?
j. yes. i am the devil and i am allowed to lie.
r. this would explain why you like going to the "liars bar".
q. as a side line you make money playing in a band called "ROCKKS". what is the bands ABN number?
j. we don't have one, but we brown nose the queensland police on our facebook to make up for it.
r. correct
www.facebook.com/pages/ROCKKS/119184188108789
q. when will you make a RadioRampage.com members page telling us more about you?
j. My personnel life is my personnel business. cb is just a tool to act out evil.
r. what have you to hide? the guy called cOOter that you slag off made one!
j. ***censored*** (rather than answer the question jack ridicules cOOter)
q. did you hear cooter changed to channel 13?
j. yes, now i will stalk him there.
r. correct
q. six years folks wanted you off channel 03. it only took one year for cooter to leave. when will you do the same.
j. AUDIO AUDIO AUDIO I AM THE DEVIL
r. yes you are.
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![[Image: dimmock01.jpeg]](http://www.goldcoastcb.com/images/dimmock01.jpeg)
the aliens have landed
www.davidgarydimmock.tk
Today's interviewee is Jack (AKA David Gary Dimmock)
Abbreviation guide...
q = question
j = jack
r = reply
Start of the Jack interview....
q. how has paul 668 been addressing you the last six out of seven years?
j. "jacks a faggot'
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/jacks_a_faggot.mp3
q. supposedly you were the most hated person on the cb for button pushing and being a general ass hole the last six out of seven years. is this true?
j. yes, but the last 12 months that trend has being turning around as cooters former friends befriend me instead so as to shit him off.
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/davo_do...e_jack.mp3
[davo and dom tell us who the button pusher is]
q. do any of your new friends call you up on channel 03 uhf today?
j. no.
r. correct.
q. do you have a mother?
j. mind you're own business
r. if the mother topic is off limits then why do talk about having anal sex with cooter's god fearing Christian mother?
j. because i'm a double standard hypocrite!
r. correct
q. does your dad still live in a caravan at a hansford road caravan park?
j. mind your own fucking business
r. if the caravan topic is off limits then why give cooter a hard time about the same?
j. because i'm a fucking double standard hypocrite!
r. correct
q. how did your parents divorce effect you?
j. mind your own business
r. [lights a cigarette]
q. davo told us your daughter was born a boy, but later choose to wear dresses and be a girl. is that true?
j. mind your own business
r. [grabs a sandwich]
q. what is your ex-wife's name?
j. mind your own business
r. strange name.
q. there's a rumour going around you were never married and the child involved isn't yours? is that true?
j. [head down silence]
r. [takes a sip of coffee]
q. is it true you slag off 14 year old minors on the cb like 'Spare Tyre' Ashley?
j. yes. but i don't do that to him anymore because Ray might hear me and find out what i'm really like.
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/jack_sp...g_knob.mp3
q. who is Ray?
j. a new happy go lucky guy on the radio that would probably get on well with cooter, but i'm not going to let that happen.
r. correct.
q. how old are you?
j. compost, whoops, 46
r. correct
q. what did you once ask a 14 year old girl regarding beach activities?
j. i asked that 14 year old girl if she preferred one or two piece bikinis
r. sick, but correct.
q. how many beers does it take for your painful gout to act up crippling you?
j. mind your own business
r. i'll shout you a carton.
q. why do you at 46 years old have a cb?
j. to serve evil. my reward is the power rush i get while making people angry.
r. correct
q. how many NEW people do you think you've scared away from using the cb the last seven years? 5, 20 or 40?
j. and the rest
r. correct
q. when was the last time you gave someone a radio check, and or helped a new person out with cbrs information?
j. i don't recall
r. correct.
q. there was a time when everyone including your arch rival cooter were on channel 04, but he left and went to then empty channel 03 to give you peace from conspiracy conversations. Subsequently most users left with him and went to channel 03 to get away from you. how did that make you feel?
j. jealous, hateful, evil, envious, powerless
r. correct
q. you later followed cooter to channel 03 and still gave him a hard time. why?
j. because im a fuckwit.
r. correct
q. where are you originally from?
j. up "north in port macquarie"
r. that's actually south of the gold coast
q. did you and cooter ever have a truce?
j. yes. i had a bad dream a meteorite fell on him and was worried. i was even going to wear an alex jones infowars,com t-shirt to show i was serious.
r. correct
q. who broke the truce between you and cooter?
j. i did
r. why?
j. because i was sucking up to paul 668.
r. correct.
q. cooter's elderly parents have been copping a cowardly phone stalker last 3 months. what do you know about that?
j. sure that 1.04am phone recording below of someone doing a chicken noise on cooters parents home phone sounds exactly like me, but that's just a coincidence.
r. but you're the only one that does it.
j. [silence]
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/dimmock...l_2011.mp3
q. is it true that you slag off elderly woman and their daughters on the cb?
j. yes, ask emma and her mother zero 1. i think it's great. apart from cooter, redback and spare tyre, i can get away with slagging them off because their other friends like dom, daz, stooge and paul never say a thing in their defence.
r. correct
http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/070111_...03_7pm.mp3
[the first voice heard is jack. the lady is zero 1. the other male voices are uncle robert and the 4x4 home stalker robert from nerang ]
q. instead of allocating jobs to innocent bystanders like Ray, why won't you meet with cooter again without witness's around?
j. since the last time he and I meet, i've moved and my new neighbours don't have any six year old children to take over to the park and hang around my ankles like last time.
r. so you're still a coward then?
j. AUDIO!!!! I AM THE DEVIL!!!
q. that icom ic400 pro radio you sold chucky with the ambulance and hospital frequencies enabled (tx) was for what use?
j. sure chucky claimed he heard me on those channels causing illegal shit towards emergency service workers, but i am allowed too. i own all channels. i am the devil!
r. idiot sounds better.
q. you tell others to get a job. what job do you do that's so special?
j. i sell made in china crap that helps fuck the australian economy over and puts us into bondage to the same communist state.
r. correct
q. what's that saying you're well known for saying on Australia day?
j. "FUCK AUSTRALIA"!!
r. correct
q. is it true that before people knew much about you, you would lie and tell cb'ers you owned a "McDonalds" and "Doughnut King" store?
j. yes. i am the devil and i am allowed to lie.
r. this would explain why you like going to the "liars bar".
q. as a side line you make money playing in a band called "ROCKKS". what is the bands ABN number?
j. we don't have one, but we brown nose the queensland police on our facebook to make up for it.
r. correct
www.facebook.com/pages/ROCKKS/119184188108789
q. when will you make a RadioRampage.com members page telling us more about you?
j. My personnel life is my personnel business. cb is just a tool to act out evil.
r. what have you to hide? the guy called cOOter that you slag off made one!
j. ***censored*** (rather than answer the question jack ridicules cOOter)
q. did you hear cooter changed to channel 13?
j. yes, now i will stalk him there.
r. correct
q. six years folks wanted you off channel 03. it only took one year for cooter to leave. when will you do the same.
j. AUDIO AUDIO AUDIO I AM THE DEVIL
r. yes you are.
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