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[cOOter]

Yeah fricking K-mart has gone all weird. The Aus-Fair check-out has
moved from the front doors to the center of the store.

No staff on the exits - I could have walked out
with my $7.50 jaffle toaster without paying.

Hey  even: , is this you? Notice how they laugh.
They laughed  even: , because it's fucking funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxbjzNL3slE

[number7]

I have some beard envy.......

[Thunderbird]

Lifeline at Molendinar always has cheap hair dryers and the like. I use them to heat test circuits etc.

:dimmock:

[cOOter]

"Jack's a stick insect with a big head and eye balls"
-Metho Mick

[CamelToe]

Gee someones been busy with all those funny pics of me.

Thanks for brightening up my dark day.

This morning 9am I called up Superman (fat boys name for Vince) to
see if he was on, and to my surprise he replied.

Not having any buddies on CB I thought it a great opportunity
to speak with someone I dare not abuse.

Ow well, after my boring question about his morning tea, Vince
told me that he wants to give back a power supply
and scanner I got him.

Bugger, all that hard work brown nosing Vince a few months back and
putting myself in the lime light on CB as a super-guy, seem to have gone by
the wayside in one foul swoop.

Vince wanted to know how soon I could pick the gear up. (30km round trip $3 fuel)

Cringe, how embarrassing. I hope none of my enemies were listening.  

I told him; "I'm busy, busy, busy working now!".

I'm not really working. Well, I'm doing work for the dole, errr like a course in age-care.
I just said that I'm "busy busy busy working" because I have gone off the idea of helping Vince,
well, gone off the idea of using Vince to help myself look good on CB in front of everyone.

As BB King sang, the [kiss up] thrill is gone.

With plenty of time off work, a fat pay out in the bank, I won't even go to
Tamworth and see my own mother on mothers day after all.

Why should I, there was nothing in it for me.

I cant believe I lied to Vince over the air on a public radio.
I should have lied to him over the phone privately instead.

Arrhh well, but that's my nature being "the devil" and all  

[cOOter]

Gawd, the so called "busy busy busy new job" worker  :dimmock: was on
the radio all day trying to cause shit yet again. Still crapping
on about my weight.

Poor Vince being lied to like that by a lump of bonafide dog shit.

As of 8am this morning before breakfast, I weighed 87kg.
That's 2kg lighter than hypocrite Assfellow.

[cOOter]

So 10pm last night, Assfellow was solo ranting on at Bulldog.

The rant was about me, and how he (Bulldog) should
ditch me from his life because apparently
people like me are holding those like Bulldog back.

Those like Bulldog, aka those Assfellow deem worthy.

The worthy that Assfellow approves of,
e.g Stooge, Number 7, Kaos and such.

So I'm sitting there late last night listening to Assfellow slag me and Dom off,
when he goes into a dribble about the weather....

Then low and behold within the space of 2 minutes (I have in on tape),
whom gets on all buddy buddy with Assfellow and accepting BBQ invitations?

Any ideas  even: ?

So Assfellow slags off myself, Mick (Kaos good friend), Dom (everyone's friend) and Ivan (Kaos good friend)
through out the night, yet you and Kaos reward that fucked up behavior with an on-air love fest?

So even:, do you agree with your late night buddy that thinks
people like me are scum of the earth and holding people like Bulldog back in life?

People like Bulldog. Assfellow didn't say it, but that would include you and others that speak with me.

Your monster has drawn a line in the sand  even:

What are you going to do 7 when the monster drops the same BS advice on you?

Are you going to tell your buddy to mind his own business, or are you going to appease?

[cOOter]

Buddy update.

I was on 03 twenty minutes ago (10.30am) laughing at Ivan, when Bulldog
got on and tried to say hello to me.

I told Dom that Assfellow is right (last nigths rants), that everything he said is
true about how I hold him back in life.

I felt it my duty as a good friend to let Bulldog go after 30 years before I corrupt him anymore.

He's better off with those like Assfellow whom know how to live a real life of success.

Sadly I'll have to do the same with you  even:

You and I being buddies will only hold you back in life. We should part our ways now.

I have no problem with you on the GCCB site that I practically begged you back to, but to
do the right thing by you, we shouldn't communicate with each other anymore.

It's the right thing to do. I'm sure life coach Assfellow will agree.

Nice knowing ya all these four+ years  even:, take care ol' bearded buddy.  

Hey  :dimmock:, as you didn't make the Ass-A-Class high society list of worthy socialites,
would you like to make up and be my new buddy? Ivan might join as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj__xEPciYU

[number7]

even: even: even: even: even: even: even: even: even: even:

All just voices on the radio to me c00ter - some are friendly, some are not. 
This seems to change regularly making it difficult for someone like me (and anyone else who may want to jump on and say hi or have a conversation on air, which is supposed to be fun) to keep up with the episodes of ABC03
Not to mention trying to stay on top of the who recenltly slagged of whom for whatever childish reason

Is more and more like a trashy soap opera every day.                           

You seem to take everything that is said WAY too seriously.


Im still not sure why you hate Bundy (aka assfellow, aka king kong and more) so much anyway, when  :dimmock:  is constantly using your name and inviting everyone to your house for a BBQ,
and/or slagging of your family in many ways. I have not heard Bundy do this at all - I am obviously missing something         

anyway peace to all            :love5:

[cOOter]

What the hell, 7's thinks I "hate" Assfellow?

I don't hate him - he hates me, and has done so everyday since the first day we meet.

In case folks haven't been paying attention, he's been out to replace me since day one.

http://www.goldcoastcb.com/forum/index.php?topic=234.0

I used to post the following stuff in separate threads so as to not make his bbq buddys feel uncomfortable. Those days are gone.

Small sample below of the guru offering his wisdom to those listening last night.

The wise guru starts off by saying I was eating a "$2 pizza from Woolworths".

I could have sworn that I shop at Aldi only, and used to buy pizzas that are $3.

But hey, if the guru says he was invited over here in the middle of a week night,
and I eat crap from Woolworhts, then it must be true.

Even though I was sober all night, I though I was eating Aldi cauliflower in Aldi pasta
and chive sauce. Fuck, glad he cleared that up for me.

Ow then the guru goes on - supposedly myself and Bulldog are "jelly beans".

Geez, I guess that's a good thing?

Then comes the advice to "jelly bean" Dom, to ditch cooter.

Why? Yes, because I'm a "totalarian (sic), objective, totalarian (sic), morbid, scam plan, scheme".

Fuck, he caught me out perfectly.

With an expose' like that against myself, all I can do is hang my head is shame and congratulate Johnny come lately.

Seven minutes after these wise words against myself and Dom, he was inviting the A-list over for beers and a BBQ

What a great fucking guy.

http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/bundy_s...160916.mp3