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[number7]

           



                     

I can reach the clunker mic from my chair but gotta stand up to play ukulele and entertain the crowd

I have other radios but just too lazy to set anything else up - quick and easy is the way we like it around here   

[CamelToe]

Don't get any ideas about getting a big AUDIO signal numero 7,
otherwise I'll have to squash ya, ban ya with my illeage 100 watts!!!

You all hear the news  

My RAV4 battery died yesterday.
As I have no friends in my dad's unit complex, and CBER's
like Ray don't like me anymore, I had no way to
go pick up a new battery from Coles.

Its OK through. Instead of calling Marshall and
having them come to my place to supply and
fit a new battery for $169, I joined the NRMA or
was it RACQ, for $99, then paid them another $99
for them to come out to sell and fit a new $204 battery to my car.

Arrrh $400 down the drain. who cares..it's all free dole money anyway.

What an intelligent little money saving monkey I am  

http://www.marshallbatteries.com.au/batt...ty/LM50ZZL

[number7]

No friends to give you a jump start #cameltoe???       
cant imagine why........

Its a shame cos you could have then driven to your local mechanic and had a new and better quality battery fitted for about $125 

[cOOter]

hi all  

quick pop in after a few days away from here and cb.

been fricked over with a fever since last Thursday 11th that seemed like bronchitis.

bloody shit aint getting any better when off the aspirin. (which is all doctors
say to use on bronchitis - antibiotics don't work)

might be my luck that its pneumonia which means I should have been eating free
food and living the high life on anti-bionics days ago.

what can i say, i hate going to doctors.  

wish dear would hurry up before I give to science and
use more of their voodoo.

drinking a few liters of ice water (coming back out as fast from the fever) on a friday night

hope yours is going better.

have a good weekend  :love4:

[Thunderbird]

Was wondering where you had got to.

Id be off to the doc if I were you. I don't like going to the doc either, but Ive had to as you know.

Get well soon.

Let me know when you are well and up for a visit eh?

[number7]

You havent missed much on air c00ter..........   


My advice :  DRINK RUM.            DROWN THE BUGS IN SWEET FERMENTED SUGAR.................     

[cOOter]

9 fricking days of non-stop fever later  

6am today a new cough and yellow flem started appearing.

Fricking toxic yellow shit finally was coming out

Still had a fever but the more the flem come out the more it dropped so I went back to bed without any dispro.

11.30am I awoke out of a deep heat sleep, and like a ricking switch the fever was broken.

Mrs Chopper been using her wand today at about 11.30?

Fark, it wont be pneumonia. and I wont have to go the doctors.

9 fucking days !!!!! Who the frick designed the human system. They need sacking.

I'll still be contagious for a couple weeks but we shall kiss again dear  

7, on day two, with the full on fever I drank 2.5 liters of 10% fruit lexia in 3 hours.
I thought the alcohol in the blood would knock it off, but it didn't work. I'll try rum next time  

10/10 somewheres detoxing from asprin. fuck that stuff leaves a bad taste in the whole system for yonks.



Now for a bit of old comedy mixed with some fresh stuff from the star comedian about 9 days ago...

http://www.goldcoastcb.com/media/bundys_sponsor.mp3

[number7]

Too many "mystery meat" sausages from NSW perhaps?   

The regular consumption of Rum acts well as a preventative for illness - like a Vaccine if you will...

Kill those bugs before they get a chance to take hold...... :thefinger:

[cOOter]

Gotta get me one of these pens and make a TOS (thing of something)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCpDCVNd6hA

Attention CB   nerds, session 2 of Halt a Catch Fire is back.
http://watch-series.to/episode/halt_and_...s3_e1.html

Fark, wishing I had bronchitis years ago, I can breath again like a 20 year old.
Lungs were never a problem, but the tube from them to the outside would has been clogged.

My snoring has cut down by 90% and I can sleep on my back again without
sleep apnea kicking in. Bit of weight loss (3kg so far) is amazing.

I'm going to try to drop another 15kg or so on a Nutri-Grain and water / milk diet.

Just finished my first box of Nutri-Grain in 20 years. The formula has changed and they taste amazing.
Feeling good, feels good. I forget what it felt like.

I'm still contagious so if anyone wants the bronchitis experience for themselves,
come on over and I'll cough on you for awhile.  

[cOOter]

"Fat boy copy"

Geez, now starvin' Dimmock has become obsessed with my weight.

I weigh 90kg.

1 inch shorter Assfellow weights quote "89kg" unquote (28/08/16)

Gee, I'm 1kg heavier; better get 65kg starvin' Dimmock on the harassment bus.

Hard to believe mature people like Vince etc. supposedly
give those like starvin' Dimmock the time of the day.