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[number7]

 way too much if its going to be full of fake news and twitter hash thingys

I cant get gooselips to leave his lovely wife so that means you are still the bride c00ter...  

If we want it to be an event to remember then we need goose as head caterer
(brought me over a beautiful lamb roast with gravy and roast veggies today mmm) :tongue8:

I thought we could have Bulldog to walk you down the aisle to a Paul McCartney song
Metho Mick as my best man
Darren Phoenix doing all the music
and mudcrab as the page boy.... :occasion17:  so cute in his little tuxedo and bow tie

I wasnt going to invite  :vasfag:
but then I realised every good wedding needs a drunk uncle in the corner by himself abusing everyone
Our wedding will be special - our drunk loner uncle will be completely sober...