10-07-2017, 03:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-07-2017, 01:56 AM by admin_monkey.)
PARODY INTERVIEW WITH DAVID DIMMOCK
INTERVIEWER: So, folks left channel 03 to get away from you and Ivan. Why?
DIMMOCK: Because Ivan and I are both fuckwits that draw pleasure from making other people unhappy. It's a demonic spirit thing we both share. Hail satan.
INTERVIEWER: You must be happy that you finally have channel 03 all to yourselves now.
DAVID: Ow no, Ivan is boring as bat shit - he and I are stalking the others around the other channels.
INTERVIEWER: So you and he are OK with breaking the ACMA staking and harassing law and pissing people off on the radio?
DAVID: Yeah sure.
INTERVIEWER: How long do you think you'll get away with that?
DAVID: Forever.
INTERVIEWER: So you think you can stalk people around the CB channels harassing them. But if any of them you riled up, confronts you face to face, you'll cry and carry on about getting a lawyer onto them?
DAVID: It's a case of do as I say, not as I do. I don't have to follow the rules of society.
INTERVIEWER: Why are you on channel 10?
DAVID: It's a public CB. I can use what ever channel I like. Well, that's the bull shit excuse Ivan and I use as a lame reply to those asking us to leave.
80 channels, but I'll be on 10 .. lol .. the channel where the people I hate, are. I'm really on channel 10 to harass and abuse. My mate Ivan loves harassing Bull Dog about his surname "Pappa ####". I love to say cooters mothers address over the air to truckers and invite them over to have a BBQ and "gang bang" sex with his mother.
INTERVIEWER: So you're on a channel that you're not welcome on, just to harass and stalk people that want to be left alone?
DAVID: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: That's against the law.
DAVID: So what.
INTERVIEWER: Have you been tested for mental illness?
DAVID: Nothing wrong with me - audio I am the devil !!!
INTERVIEWER: Yet when karma comes calling, you'll go cry to the law like a little bitch?
DAVID: Of course. I love provoking people to anger. When they react, I turn the situation around in front of bystanders (police, lawyers, ACMA, friends, family) that only see my slanted side of the story; 'hey, look at him, he's doing wrong, punish him'. Kinda like an on-air frame up job. I get my kicks out of making other peoples lives miserable.
INTERVIEWER: Is your life insurance up to date?
DAVID: Ivan is my protector.
INTERVIEWER: So, folks left channel 03 to get away from you and Ivan. Why?
DIMMOCK: Because Ivan and I are both fuckwits that draw pleasure from making other people unhappy. It's a demonic spirit thing we both share. Hail satan.
INTERVIEWER: You must be happy that you finally have channel 03 all to yourselves now.
DAVID: Ow no, Ivan is boring as bat shit - he and I are stalking the others around the other channels.
INTERVIEWER: So you and he are OK with breaking the ACMA staking and harassing law and pissing people off on the radio?
DAVID: Yeah sure.
INTERVIEWER: How long do you think you'll get away with that?
DAVID: Forever.
INTERVIEWER: So you think you can stalk people around the CB channels harassing them. But if any of them you riled up, confronts you face to face, you'll cry and carry on about getting a lawyer onto them?
DAVID: It's a case of do as I say, not as I do. I don't have to follow the rules of society.
INTERVIEWER: Why are you on channel 10?
DAVID: It's a public CB. I can use what ever channel I like. Well, that's the bull shit excuse Ivan and I use as a lame reply to those asking us to leave.
80 channels, but I'll be on 10 .. lol .. the channel where the people I hate, are. I'm really on channel 10 to harass and abuse. My mate Ivan loves harassing Bull Dog about his surname "Pappa ####". I love to say cooters mothers address over the air to truckers and invite them over to have a BBQ and "gang bang" sex with his mother.
INTERVIEWER: So you're on a channel that you're not welcome on, just to harass and stalk people that want to be left alone?
DAVID: Yes.
INTERVIEWER: That's against the law.
DAVID: So what.
INTERVIEWER: Have you been tested for mental illness?
DAVID: Nothing wrong with me - audio I am the devil !!!
INTERVIEWER: Yet when karma comes calling, you'll go cry to the law like a little bitch?
DAVID: Of course. I love provoking people to anger. When they react, I turn the situation around in front of bystanders (police, lawyers, ACMA, friends, family) that only see my slanted side of the story; 'hey, look at him, he's doing wrong, punish him'. Kinda like an on-air frame up job. I get my kicks out of making other peoples lives miserable.
INTERVIEWER: Is your life insurance up to date?
DAVID: Ivan is my protector.
(17-08-2009, 03:18 PM)King_DaVo link Wrote:Yeah i dunno, people like dimmo think that its ok to do anything wrong and not have consequences.