30-09-2016, 09:49 PM
$25 for fuel? I'd need a "sponsor" to afford that. 
The whole idea of being a lazy crunt while my sponsor goes to work
each day doesn't really appeal to me though.
Go on, invite the guru, as his sponsor pays him well.
Those not on tonight, but puruse these wonderful pages
here, Uber Cooter caught up with Mud Crab tonight.
He looks a bit like a young Jeff Buckley (musician)
I forgot to ask him if he has any older sisters or aunties.
Crickey, just had some devon for dinner and feel like backing out a :dimmockturd: already.
The whole idea of being a lazy crunt while my sponsor goes to work
each day doesn't really appeal to me though.
Go on, invite the guru, as his sponsor pays him well.
Those not on tonight, but puruse these wonderful pages
here, Uber Cooter caught up with Mud Crab tonight.
He looks a bit like a young Jeff Buckley (musician)
I forgot to ask him if he has any older sisters or aunties.
Crickey, just had some devon for dinner and feel like backing out a :dimmockturd: already.