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[number7]

standby for this one sometime........




http://www.e-chords.com/chords/blind-melon/no-rain

[cOOter]

standby for this one sometime........

http://www.e-chords.com/chords/blind-melon/no-rain

Play Number 7, P L A Y that thang !!!!  

Me new lady mate turned up for lunch again today. She sat about 2 meters away
even with a lawn mower and a leaf blower running on the work table.



I'm sure she is, a she, as there's a second younger shy Kookie she feeds. (didn't see him / her today)



Zoomed: Anyone know how to tell male from female?


Bloody cheap video camera didn't auto focus on one of those 'fricking cool' moments

She's hand tame. A more frequent 'butcher bird' never gets this close or puts up with noise.

She didn't like what I had on offer at 3pm - broken up white bread soaked in a bit of water.

Next time she'll know to turn for lunch at 12pm when there's still some mince left.

Either that, or she just wanted to hang out. She sat there for over 30 minutes watching
before I left and went down stairs for a nanna nap.

She might be working for the ATO?  

Ow well, welcome to my office  

[number7]

Did you check to see if she has a penis?

[VGI249]

Isn't that a kookuburra in the pic...not a butcher bird? Anyhow, get a bunch of crows around here in the mornings expecting leftovers & occasional eagle circling above looking for a juicy rat or lizard that's good to eat. Had a half-grown water dragon on the lid of green wheelie bin a couple of weeks ago. Probably dropped from some large flying predator.

[cOOter]

Hey 249 

Yes 100% Kookie pics.

I was comparing the Kookie's tameness to a butcher bird
(not in pics) that also hangs around looking for food.

No penis Number 7, but a nice rack 

Is it Friday yet? Back to bed for awhile. 

[VGI249]

Oops! I saw the pics in a waiting room on tiny mobile phone screen, scrolled down to & zoomed in on text @ the end...didn't see text between pics. :-)

Bit hard to tell from pics if its male or female coz cant see much of tail.
Female kookies have spotted tail (or spangled as birdwatching pros call it) - males have a solid colored tail. Can be hard to tell as they adapt their colors to surroundings.
Females are larger than males. (fully grown)
What makes it even harder to distinguish males from females is kookies very family orientated - breeding couples pair for life and bith male & female take turns sitting on eggs. The siblings hang around to help raise new young. (ie siblings regurgitate food for their new brothers/sisters)

What you saw (kookie feeding another kookie) could have been mum or dad feeding baby or sibling feeding his bro/sis.

No didnt Google them, they're the same laughing kookies as in Victoria & know them well. :-)
Careful feeding them exotic foods like steak, you might wind up with a feathered alarm clock. Kookies known for pecking on windows or walls of house @ sunrise looking for something they can't find in nature.
They'll gobble down snails, mice, snakes & other pests in your garden & really like a treat of fish or shellfish. (they're related to kingfishers)

Oh, Number 7 - pretty sure they don't have a shlong but a glory hole/pollen sack type arrangement like budgies as Bulldog pointed out a while ago. :-)

[cOOter]

Spotted tail for females, check, I'll have a look next time 

She hasn't been up the backyard since the photos, although if I
call her (I can kinda do a kookie call) she'll fly up for a look.

Fish? Cool. I bought a 1kg of crumbed fish from Aldi, only
to get it home and find it's Pollack caught in area 67
which would be high in Japanese radiation.

On second thoughts, I might throw it over a fence in Southport.

On a side note: Poison Ivy was  on today crying to 'camel toe' about
you - but even 'camel toe' wasn't interested in hearing it and left.

Gots Bulldog and Number 7 playin a bit last night - we need a left and right
stereo repeater so one can play and another can karaoke at the same time.

Where's that Gary Grevis  phone number 

10/10 somewheres 

[VGI249]

Strange you haven't seen kookie in a while, they usually have very strict territories and won't go into another's even for hunting. Makes me think you had a young male in pic, they're more likely to scout around.

I wouldn't worry too much about radiation levels in that pollock. All meat & fish is now tested for cesuium 137 (isotope that leaked from Chernobyl & Fukushima) and must meet strict standards before going to market, especially in Australia.
Unfortunately cesium 137 has been detected in waters off Canada which indicates pollution from Fukushima, not Chernobyl as cesium 137 has a half life of 30yrs.

For the last 25 years mushrooms found in Bavarian forrests have had extremely high levels of cesium 137 & more than 50% of wild bore meat is discarded as "nuclear waste" as levels are over what is considered "safe for humal consumption."

If you're really worried about radiaion levels in food build yourself a Geiger counter or ionization chamber detector.
A simple ionization chamber detects potassium in bannnas, some fluorite chunks & also old crockery with Uranium glaze. (the glaze throws meter off scale)
I've never had a reading from the the red salmon I regularly eat caught in Alaska.

Re: "Poison Ivy" - there's nothing I have to say other than it's one of the reasons I don't bother turning the radio on much nowadays.
Re: "Camel Toe" - I feel kinda sorry for him coz going by pic posted he's got a nasty rash or infection going on there. Coz he's no longer empleyed he can't afford the cream to clear it up, probably not covered by Medicare.

[cOOter]

that 249.

Kookie came back yesterday and we both ate
some of the fish fillets for lunch.

I looked into a meter last week
but anything decent was over $400

I'll google ionization chambers  

Shit...someone with the email [email protected] just
sent an image link to what looks like a Bail holiday photo?

Geez, folks would have to be fucking idiots to parrot "rub 'n tug"
over and over again after knowing who started it on CB, and why.



Bald prick looks like Assfellow, the turd that was on CB today
speaking with the other bald prick Dimmock about he (Assfellow)
supposedly wanting to sodomize me.

What came first, today's CB sexual harassment, or the above online reply?  

[CamelToe]

where's my little buddy rod?

i lied on the membership form so I
could get in and say a u d i o !!!!

not sure why I say stupid shit like that,
guess my brain is fucked and I cant come up
with anything original of my own. thats
why i play in a copy, err, cover band

rub and tug !!! yeah I did it again copying
fuckwits because thats the best I can do in life
sitting on the CB with no females around, repeating the
same shit 24/7 to guys i secretly tug and   tug, poop over....aarrrhhhh

sure I'm creepy, but I'll eventually make you my audio jack lover .. a u d i o !!!!!